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PostSubject: Happy Yeaster (stolen from another forum :P)   Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:23 pm

Ladies, stock up on the chloritrimazol 'cause Yeasters a coming.


Ah, spring. When a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of getting laid. 'Tis simply sweet notions and fruitiful flights that bloom upon impressionable minds. If only this were true. Beautiful ladies, embrace the womanhood that is within and explore that which is your own 'secret garden' to share at will. Yet please, remember this is the changing of seasons. A time to reflect. A time to mourn those that we love whom have passed into the sweet abyss. A time of rebirth. And rebirth it is. For let us not forget that the sugar that will be so prevelant upon the blades of sanguine grasses this Sunday can so easily overtake and foul the most sweetest of tooths. After months of decadent darkness and warm closed spaces the Physician's Association of North America warns against the seeds a sprouting within your pantaloons. Once again the Yeaster season is upon us. As we have more and more opportunities to unwrap our most delicate delectables let us pause, in rememberance. (A moment of silence please.) If you feel yourself reaching into your Yeaster basket and scratching around a bit more than neccessary for not the candy that was promised, but only hunks of curd, not to fret. You are not alone. Springtime has the highest occurance of yeast infections in otherwise healthy lasses and has thus been noted by our esteemed medical colleauges. Help is only a pharmacy away. For as few as $10 Romeo will not ever know about the cheese, bread, and brewery company that is taking place in your nether regions. Y is this happening to me you may ask? I keep my motor clean! Y ask y and take the y out of Yeaster and reclaim this most tender of times. Do it for the sake of peeps, the sake of humanity, and remember, Only you can prevent Yeaster baskets!

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Yeaster (stolen from another forum :P)   Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:28 am

whoa ... XD

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